1. Why would I have a hickey under my arm? That’s not sexy.

    It’s a chaffe mark from forgetting my body glide there and my MP3 case rubbing me.  Someone asked me if it was a hickey.  There?  Really?

    9 months ago  /  1 note

  2. So I joined Planet Fitness…

    …and was told I can’t run in just a sports bra.  I need to wear a t-shirt or a tank top.  Do you bitches even understand what chaffing means???  

    11 months ago  /  1 note